Total Medals Earned: 235 (From 55 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,265 Points
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/360 points)
Begin the game.
Clear floor 1.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/28 (110/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
( o ) v ( o )
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Beat a level without sliding once.
???
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/325 points)
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/145 points)
SomeApe video game epic!!
yummy aplle yum haha yummy teehee
look away
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/225 points)
Kill a shrub
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Brave'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Dark'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Silent'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Rogue'
Kill a Ghost for the first time
Kill at least one Zombie, Mummy, Ghost and Skeleton
Grow your Arcane stat above 5
Grow your HP stat above 10
Find and Kill Ugby Mumba
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Brave'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Dark'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Silent'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Nimble'
Find and Kill the Karrion Killer!
Kill 20 goos
Kill 5 Skeletons
Find and Kill Tom Fulp!!!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/80 points)
Get a passing score in the tutorial
Get a passing score on the first stage
Get a passing score on the second stage
Get a passing score on the third stage